The strong young man at the construction
site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's
wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that
outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the
braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed
the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man,
he said, "All right. Get in."
One day, at a casino buffet, a man
suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter!
Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite
experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost
no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's
gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went
back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!"
the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man.
"I work for the IRS.
A man comes home to find his wife
packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the
surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there
are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing
HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're
going to live on $1000 a year!"